9th May Beelzebub affected by cost of living crisis

 

Such is the depth of the current cost of living crisis that even satanic entities have been forced to cut their cloth to suit the current economic times. 

In what some observors are calling a 'very fashionable' upload, whilst others maintain its just the usual old twaddle, Grace Under Pressure's very own catwalk correspondent can reveal that even 'Old Nic' is feeling the pinch. 

Where once, according to popular myth the prince of Darkness, (that's the devil by the way and not Prince Andrew to ease any confusion) adorned himself head to tail in Prada now the latest offering from Primark are very much the rage.

Austerity measure in hell have meant out have gone the £1000 Egyptian cotton shirts to be replaced by 3 for £10 brush nylon garments which given that they are not really designed to go anywhere near a naked flame is proving a bit of a problem for 'him downstairs' as you might expect. 

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