8th May Man threatened by the commoner formerly known as Prince


In breaking news Grace Under Pressure can reveal the possibly true and loosley factual based account of a man seemingly being threatened by a former member of the Royal family whilst out on a walk.

Speaking in a world exclusive, local Norfolk man, Simon Sixfingers revealed, "I was out for my usual evening constitutional round the Sandrigham Estate, which I have to admit has been much safer since us locals no longer have to be on the look out for Prince Philips increasingly erratic driving." 

"Anyway there I was minding my own bees wax when I felt a sudden nip in the air and so I had just reached into my pocket and pulled out a balaclaver to put on my head when I found myself confronted by a man I can only decribe as the man formely known as Prince Andrew." 

"At first I thought he was on the phone with one of those ear piece things. Turns out he was just talking to himself, something about 12 million quid for nothing, Jeffery this, Gilaine that, Donald the other. Suddenly he looked up and caught my gaze with his souless eyes and he began to scream 'Oh Sarah, Oh Sarah'. It just felt right to alert the police. Poor man he really does need help"  


 

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