25th May Just keep being cool


 According to Tomaz Scaffernake and every other weather presenter appearing on UK television, today was going to be a hottie. Whether the weather was going to be hotter than other weathers and whether anyone outside of weathermen / women / non binary forecasters, was indeed bothered about what the weather was going to be like didnt seem to matter.

Stiil at regular 15 mins intervals ( not to be confused with isobars) whether we wanted to know or not we were told in no uncertain terms that todays weather would be hotter than other weather we had experienced on another day in May. Even hotte than the last hottest day in May. In fact today was going to be the biggliest hotness ever.

In order to keep cool Tomas advised people, whether they cared about the weather or not, to do really cool things. This might include putting your pets in the fridge, keeping elderly relatives submerged in an ice bath and watching that documentary about Emperor penguins on TV. And for those people who were already really cool, like me, we just need to keep doing what we were doing

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