12th May No news is , well erhm no news

 


All news across the UK was cancelled today as every news reporter in the UK squashed into Downing Street like a giant game of sardines to report that there was actually no news to report on. 

Throughout the day at regular and irregular intervals, news reporters with their finger on the beating pulse of the news, brought the news hungry public news updates that there was no actual news that was deemed news worthy. Not that that stoped Chris Mason, Beth Rigby and Henry Zefferman from attempting to interview absolutly anyone who might have some actual news.

Meanwhile in breaking news..there is no news about any possible news worthy of being actual news.


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