7th April Trump declares Artimis 2 mission a failure

In a rapidly tweeted expletive laden post on Truth Social, President Donald Trump appears less than impressed with the Artimis 2 mission to the moon. 

Despite the relaunch of the first lunar mission for 50 years, President Trump has revealed in his own unique way that despite having achieved something that has been half a century in the making, the three main achievements of the flight have not been achieved.

In a virtually true exclusive Grace Under Pressure can reveal Trump's tweet which stated, 'the only reason I agreed to fund the biggliest lunar launch ever was to dispell fake news and bring back definitive proof of the three things that will define my second presidency. And those 4 astonauts, such losers, have failed their primary objectives."

"Did they bring back any information about what type of cheese the moon is made off? No. Did they manage to find the man on the moon who we all know is hiding on the dark side? No. And as for the cow that jumped over the moon, well they haven't even mentioned that. I mean how hard can it be".

Meanwhile President Trump has also released an image showing the moment that the missing US pilot shot down over Iran was rescued by a Navy Seal, somethign that is definitly not fake news.