12th April Is he actually right?

 

In an amazing reality check Grace Under Pressure can reveal that perhaps for the one and only time in his presidency, Donald Trump was actually correct. 

Castigated far and wide for uploading to TruthSocial a picture attempting to put himself alongside, if not slightly better' than Jesus, Donald Trump attempted to deflect the scorn of the world by saying he was actually trying to look like a doctor rather than the actual Son of God.

Now hundreds of thousands of doctors have defended the US President by insisting that this is indeed how they dress and that the tie at the waist tunic with matching off the shoulder red cloak was in fact standardised medical wear for the modern lifesaving healthcare professional. Surgeons get given an additional halo that can act as an emergency light in theatre.

Speaking in an exclusive to Grace Under Pressure, Dr Stetha Scope, revealed, "due to the high cost of insurance people are demanding more for their buckthese days. They are no longer satisfied with a period of remission, a repair or every a full blown recovery, now they are demanding full blown miracles. They don't want a course of antibiotics, they want shock, awe and downright wonder."

Hospitals in Republican voting areas have reported a marked decrease in the demand for prescriptions in favour of “laying on of hands,” with early trials showing a 100% success rate among people who already believed it would work and that Trump really is the new Messiah.

Channeling its inner Monty Python, Grace Under Pressure will however conclude that the reality of the situation is that he is really just a very naughty boy!!