10th October Trump to investigate stolen Nobel prize.


The highways department in downtown Washington DC were having to bring in extra staff this morning as all the toys were thrown out of the Presidential pram following a right old Tan-Trump after hearing the news that he had not won the Nobel Peace Prize. 

Despite his enormous efforts in stopping at least seven of the world's biggliest wars that no one else actually knew were taking place, President Trump is reported to have thrown the mother of all hissy fits when discovering that the Nobel Committee had awarded the prize to someone who hadn't spent the past 6 months actively campaigning for the award.

Issuing a series of tweets on his Truth Social platform, all of them in CAPITAL letters, President Trump declared the achievments of Venezualen oppoistion leader Maria Corina Machado as being nothing more that fake news and that the award was obviously rigged.

“I was robbed,” exclaimed President  Trump, "These Nobel guys, they’re very nasty people. They’ve treated me very unfairly, like a dog. Perhaps worse than a dog. I’ve done great things for world peace. Great things. Perhaps the biggliest things in the hisory of civilisation. I’m the best at peace. The best. Some would say I’m the peace-iest president there’s ever been. It’s so sad, so sad."

At the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure is unable to confirm whether Presidet Trump will now cancel theGaza / Isreal agreement having failed to be recognised as the living god in that area.

 


 

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