9th September Saved or sacrificed?

 

A 62 year old Hucknall resident is today struggling to grasp the consequences of failing to receive the national alert test alarm on his phone on Sunday. 

The message which began with an ear spitting siren followed by a voiCe note from Private Fraser declaring  'We're doomed, doomed I tell ya' was supposed to be received by one and all and yet he didn't seem to be on the 'send to all' list

62 year old Gizza Tinkle isn't sure which side of the fortune cookie he is currently on. Did he not receive the message because he is already on the 'definitly will be saved' list after the powers that be decided he would be useful in a post-apocalyptic world. Or did he not receive the call because basically his carcas would serve humanity better as an irradiated snack post armageddon.

Or it could even be that he actually had no idea where his phone was at 3pm on Sunday, whether it had any charge, never mind if it was switched on. 

 



 

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