24th Jaunary Storms to be sent to Rwanda

With The Rwanda Deportation Plan ... 

Having decided that the plan of those heartless, mean and nasty Tories to send refugees and asylum seekers to Rwanda was unfair the Labour government has been left wondering how to try and recoup some of its billions of pounds investment into said sad scheme. 

The latest braiwave from the boffins in no 10 is to send any storms arriving here off to that sun soaked location pretty pronto.Government spokesperson, Balmy Dayz revealed, "These storms they come here illegally from overseas. They have no official paper work and all have funny foreign sounding names which they appear to change almost every couple of weeks. They pass through all sort of other countries where they could stop but they just carry on to here, often crossing oceans in the process."

"We had hoped that placing giant billboards showing the faces of Nigel Farage and Lee Anderson all along the coastline might have discourged them but that idea was blown away. Then we wondered if the £5 tourist tax places like Edinburgh are introducing to 'visitors' woud deter stors but that doesn't appear to have been the case."

"We think sending these storms straight to Rwanda, without any course to appeal will act as a deterrent for any other unwanted climatic conditions thinking about heading to the UK. Unless of course it's an Indian Summer and they will be granted a temporary two month visa for Sept and October each year."


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