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  Jake Paul, Muhammad Ali and LEGACY...

In a world exclusive Grace Under Pressure todays throws off its tag of being ring rusty and not packing a real punch by revealing just who Jake Paul's next opponent in the ring will be. Despite being called out by Tony Bellew, Carl The Cobra' Froch and Artur Betebiev amongst others, Jake 'the Fake' Paul has picked another option.

Speaking after his dull as ditch water points win over an inertia ridden 58-year-old Mike Tyson,  Netflix and Youtube favourite Jake Paul, has revelaed that his plan over the next few years is to fight all of the heavyweight greats. Providing they are over 60 years old and unable to punch their way out of a paper bag.

Starting with those still able to live independently, Jake Paul will then move on to those living in shelted accomodation, care homes and nursing facilities. Then using the latest technology he will step into the ring with AI generated holograms of previous fighters or where image protection rights prevent that happening, he will engage the help of renowned spiritualist, Fixxa Fite, to try to contact the dead.

At the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure is unable to bring you the latest odds for his planned bout with Muhammad Ali, only to sugest that Fake Paul wouldn't stand a ghost of a chance.

 





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