13th May Who goes there????

Normal people up and down the land are dreading returning to work today and having to listen to or even worse engage in a conversation about something they have absolutely zero interest in. And that is the new series of Dr Who.

With conversations threatened to be dominated by whether the new gay black doctor is better or worse than the scarf wearing one, the preppy one, the one that was the woman, all of the Scottich ones, the one who looked like Malcolm Tucker, the very tough northern one and the other ones no one can remember, the expected phone in sick rate is expected to soar.

Speaking to Grace Under Pressure, life long Dr Who avoider, Tar Diss, revealed, "It's bad enough when Strictly is on and I have to deal with the inane chatter about Craig's voting or Gorka's foot positioning. But a new series of Dr Who, never mind one with a new Doctor in makes time spent at the photocopier absolute torture. Especially if I get trapped with Cheryl whose voice makes a Darlek's drone seem appealing. I'm already dreading all the speculation about the Christmas special which will no doubt start in July".