17th April Life's a drag for Reform UK

In a bid to win the votes of the next generation, the Reform UK party has promised to give every 15 year old a pack of 20 cigarettes or some Rizzlas and a pouch of rough Shag on their 15th birthday, if they win the next general election.

Leader of Reform UK, Richard Tice, spoke exclusively to Grace Under Pressure and revealed his wish that “future generations deserve the same opportunites as their parents and grandparents, to develop crippling lung dieases that will reduce life expectancy by upto a decade."

Under a Reform UK government, whatever your background, whatever your opportunities, providing you are white and would have voted for Brexit, on your 15th birthday you will wake up to celebrate this milestone with a packet of fags and a zippo lighter. Imagine their faces lighting up almost as quick as that first ciggy."

“A bit like street corner drug dealers, tobacco manufacturers have generously offered to provide the first packet of fags for free, knowing that once hooked as lifelong smokers, these 15 year olds will contribute millions in future spending towards their profits."

“Just like Jamie Oliver's campaign to get Turkey Twizzlers on every school menu, Reform UK would like to put emphysema on the health horizon for every 15 year old."


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