3rd February Livers preparing for onslaught

After a months holiday with very little to do on the detoxification front, apart from filter freshly brewed coffee and over stewed tea, regenerated livers up and down the land are already waving the white flag in surrender as the 1st weekend blowout of February looms large on the horizon.

On the back of just being paid and with lost ground to make up, revellers up and down the land are going to hit the bars and clubs of the UK in a bid to reverse within 12 hours any restoration their little livers have managed to achieve in the past 31 days.

Speaking in an exclusive to Grace Under Pressure, 48 yr old  Hucknall resident, Ilika Tipple, revealed, "I'm always up for these charity challenges like growing a mustache in November or not cutting my lawn in May but this dry January was a nightmare. I signed up thinking it was a challenge to try to avoid gettign wet in the rain not to give up booze for an entire month. But I did it and to celebrate I plan to to out tonight nd drink my body weight in a variety of beers, cocktails and selected fine wines. Or at least ones that dont cost more than a fiver."