19th February Walk a mile before you judge


In a bid to help fund his $355 million pound fine imposed by the state of New York, former President and soon to be cell mate Donald J Trump has announced he is to sell a new brand range of shoes.

The red and gold coloured shoes will come in a variety of sizes from 3-14, which coincidentally matches the bigly intellegent mental age of most of the simpleton Republicans who will buy the $399 shoes. 

Described as cobblers by cobblers, the new 'Sneaky' brand of shoes are able to produce imaginary bone spurs if required and contain a mid sole ego booster to help inflate the wearers sense of self importance and immunity from the laws of the land. They also issue the standard 'pharp, pharp' noise to alert people of their approach.

Grace Under Pressure has managed to obtain a sneak preview of this 'Sneaky' footwear which will not be available in any good footwear store near you any time soon.


 





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