13th February A parents worst nightmare

 


It is quite possibly many parents worst nightmare, the day their child comes home from school or college and announces that as from today they are self identifying as a Tory.

Here in an exclusive for Grace Under Pressure, eminent psychologist,  Whatthef Uck, explains the possible way forward in a manner that is both calm and supportive even though ever fibre of your being is repulsed by the very thought.

People who transition to Tory often claim that this is who they truly are and they feel happy in their new identity. Teenagers are often desperate for the approval of their peer, especially those given honours and places in the house of Lord simply for their sycophantic behaviour to previous or current Conservative govenments.

Whilst the transitioning process might already have begun in the mind of the infected individual, drugs treaments will be available to remove any traces of a likeable personaily or concsience. Neuroliguistic programming is also available to ensure that diret questions are never ever answered no matter how many times they are asked.

Surgery will be essential to remove heart, morals and spine if they are to fully transition. be prepared for abuse both on line and in public.  Cheap political point scoring over the feelings of bereaved parents is an unfortunate side effect of this process. 

A marked change of dress code will also be evident with those affected suddenly changing from grunge wear to outifit that make Jacob Rees Mogg look like a fashion icon. Expect shouts of 'Priviliged W^%$&r' to become common place.

At the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure has set up a crowd funding page to help distraught parents fight this often fatal condition. Donate now.





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