22nd Jan Win some, lose some


So how did you fair in last night's wind assisted lottery which sought to randomly redistribute various items of garden furniture around the local neighbourhood? With winds approaching the 100mph hour ensuring virtually nothing was safe from the whiles and whims of Mother Nature, many woke up today uncertain whether they had been winners or losers in the game of chance.

Bobby Smallbone of Hucknall spoke exclusively to Grace Under Pressure and revealed, "Well it's been a real mixed bag to be honest. I went in the garden this morning to discover that the rattan chair set that Cheryl's mother bought us a few years ago, and which if I'm honest I've never liked or found comfortable, well it's upped and gone. Not a trace of them"

"But we seem to have acquired a large rainbow parasol,  several green recycling bins and a trampoline, so that's a bit of a win in my book. Unlike my vegetarian neighbours Keisha and Miles who have just been on the phone asking if I knew who owned a chicken coop and a dozen rather bemused hens! All of which goes to show that God does indeed work in mysterious ways."


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