23rd November Should Girls Aloud be allowed?

In news that has milllions of people ordering noise cancelling headphones, non super group Girls Aloud have announced that they are reuniting. 

Formed 21 years ago on reality TV show Popstars, which shows just how bad pop music was then, according to sources that are very unreliable and unbelievable, the band is reported to have had 20 top ten hits, of which I can proudly name precisely none. 

The group that is now comprised solely of Cheryl Tweedy, Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, Cheryl and Chezza are expected to play a nationwide tour of working mens clubs and shopping centres just like they did back in 2002 . Tour dates are expected to be released for 2024, giving you plenty of time to be elsewhere when they come to your town / city.

One piece of good news is that the band are not going to inflict any new material on a public that has done nothing to deserve such an aural torment.



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