21st November Farage up a gum tree


With viewers turning off in their millions (what millions of people watch this nonsense?) producers of ITV's 'IACGMOOH have come up with what many people are saying is the hardest challenge ever set during the history of the series. And no before you ask it isn't for Ant and Dec to actually be funny!

In an exclusive, insider sources have revealed to Grace Under Pressure that it will involve the £1.5million pound man, Nigel Farage, as he is challenged not to eat an Ostrich's anus or crawl through a tunnel full of creepy crawlies, but rather too explain 10 benefits of Brexit. 

For every benefit that Mr Farage succesfully convinces the British public that it has left them better off rather than remaining in the European Union, he will receive a meal for one of his campmates. For every idea the British public rejects via an instant on line vote, Mr Farage will have to spend 5 mins in an enclosed space with a foreigner.

At the time of going to press rumours reaching Grace Under Pressure suggest that his campmates are expecting / hoping it will be a hungry night.

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