14th November More anus for your pound


With confirmation that Nigel Farage is to be one of the contesntants in the next series of 'I'm a C List Celebrity Get Me Outta Here, a wave of wide spread demonstrations has swept across Australia led by it's indiginous population. 

And by that I don't mean the white settlers or original aboriginal inhabitants, but rather by dung beetles, wichety grubs and the anus'of a variety of creatures who have expressed their outrage and disgust at having to place themselves in close proximity to Nigel Farage.

Speaking in an axclusive interview with Grace Under Pressure, spokesperson for the Creepies and Crawlies union, Mag Got revealed, "Strewth mate we thought we'd had it bad in the past, you know having to lie with Matt Hancock, Nadine Dorris and Katie Hopkins but we are nothing but professional and just cracked on with the job. This is another level, another level lower. I know people will say we are only doing it for the money but every grub has its price. And it's pride."

"And this is all going to be seen live on TV, after its been carefully edited to suit the aims of the shows producers and make those two w*%&$£s who present it look funny. Just think of the shame."

"There's even a rumour going round the camp that one of us is going to have to inside Nigel Farage's mouth, which has to be the most stomach churning thing I can think off. Mind you it will be a first for TV, seeing an arsehole inside an arsehole."



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