29th October He should have been 'done a long time ago


Just when the world thought its journalistic standards couldn't get any higher GB News has announced that its fact based, none opinionated, wholly truthful news coverage has been boosted to even higher levels of accountability by the recruitment of Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson to its team.

Johnson will have a variety of roles at the news channel included political lie fabricator, senior shit stirrer and truth disembler,all whilst bringing his own distinct brand of dishonesty to our TV screens

Spokesperson for GB News, Immi Grantsout, revealed, "Out of all the potential candidates for the role, Mr Johnson's CV was quite outstanding. This is a man who is able to lie to his wife, family, friends, parliament, the nation and indeed the whole world whilst managing to keep a poker face at all times. What's more he has done it under oath."

"He has been fired from jobs for telling 'porkie pies' so will fit right in here. Plus we know he's good at organising a lock in during a lockdown so that's an added bonus. A bit like the ones the bankers will be getting at Christmas."




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