23rd Sept You can bin that plan mate , it's just rubbish

 


A 59 year old man from Hucknall was today undertood to be quite confused over the governments plans to give every househld in the UK seven different bins, one to match every colour in that song about a rainbow. 

Speaking in an exclusive interview with Grace Under Pressure's very own rubbish reporter, Hucknall resident, Bagferr Life, revealed that trying to work out which of his current four bins he needs to put out every Monday night is already affecting mental health and well being.

"I already have to wait to see what my neighbours have put out before I can even think about putting mine out. And then I just match whatever they have done even if one or both of the bins is completely empty. It's all about keeping up with the Jones or in my case the Thompsons, Griffiths, Boyds and that f&$%*£g grumpy couple ot no 14. Any more bins would make it a nightmare".

"Rishi Sunak's plans to standardise waste collection in England by giving every household bins solely for glass, paper and cardboard, metal, plastic, garden waste, food waste and general rubbish, well it's just trash talk isn't it. To be honest I can manage with just two; one for things I think can be recycled but am not 100% certain about and another bin for things that I am pretty certain can't be recycled but can't be bothered to google to see if they can. Anything that can't go in the bin well I just fly tip that somewhere that doesn't have any CCTV. Problem solved".

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