29th August Rubiales scores another own goal


In breaking news that is possibly exclusive to Grace Under Pressure, Spanish football federation president Luis Rubiales has finally admitted his fault. after being widely critisised for planting a smacker on the lips of Jenni Hermoso following Spain's win and the women's World Cup.

Rubialis initially refused to resign or even admit he had done anything wrong. Now finally the penny appears to have dropped and Luis Rubiales has finally seen why the rest of the world was horrified.

Speaking to Grace Under Pressure's very own penalty king, Rubiales revealed, "At first I didn't understand what all the fuss was about, kissing Jenni Hermoso on the lips like that. It was so spontaneous, so natural, especially when she lifted me up like that. Then I started to hear all the comments on Twitter, the social media posts, the interviews on TV with the rest of the women's team who to be honest looked as if they had actually lost the cup. They were so bitchy!! And then I realised what had caused them to be so angry."

"So I just want to try and apologise to everyone and if the rest of the girls will just line up in an orderly fashion, with the not so good looking ones at the front so I can them out of the way first, then I'll kiss them all. After all there is enough Rubiales to go round. Hopefully once I've, how do you English say, snogged their faces off, then hopefully Jenni will not be frozen out of the group like she has been."

"I now see it's just a case of putting everything into perspective and context. I mean I hear the reason the English team lost the game was something to do with the goalkeeper having a hissy fit about the jersey she had to know. Women, what are they like."

 


 

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