6th June Back on the sofa to sainthood


In an act of bravery that will almost certainly see her win either a Victoria Cross or a Pride of Britain award, Holly Willoughby yesterday managed to sit on a sofa a mere 14 days after discovering that a man she knew, but was not in any sort of relationship with, had not been absolutly honest with her about his private life.

Returning back to work yesterday after needing only two weeks holiday in the sun to 'process the trauma', Hollow Willoughby, addressed the nation's sad and lonely daytime TV viewers by asking them, 'if they were all okay?'after discovering her former co presenter and 'television husband' had been getting some younger cock. 

Comforted by her new best friend Josie, Ms Willoughby admitted to being both shaken and stirred by recent events but still managed to keep a piece of butter in her mouth without it melting during her scripted speech.

According to research carried out by Grace Under Pressure Holy Willoughby is thought to the first women to have ever found herself in the situation of being lied to by a man.Whether this is a one off or just the first in a series of incidents in which the truth is distorted only time will but This Morning have a dedicated team on standby to help the nation deal with any forthcoming deceit.

Meanwhile please continue to hold Wholey Willoughby in your prayers at this very difficut time for her, comforted as she is only by her multi million pound TV deal and counter offers from the BBC.

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