26th June More omnipresent than God


It's official, or at least as official as Grace Under Pressure ever gets. Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl is now more omnipresent than God. Following the three days of the Glastonbury festival during which time period Grohl appeared to more people in more places than Jesus did post resurrection, fans of grunge rock have elevated him from the status of rock god to fully divine being

Not content with disappointing hundereds of fans of The Churnups, who had arrived at Glasto in the hope of seeing their idols, Grohl having stolen a headline set with his own band, then proceeded to appear alongside The Pretenders and Guns n Roses. And then just to rumbber stamp his omnipresent nature miraculously appeared on a GW train too. One which actually ran on time as if further proof of his divine powers were needed

Everywhere people looked there he was, or at least that was the rumour circulating Worthy Farm. People were convinced he had been part of Lizzo's backing dancers whilst others swore blind the reason Lana Del Ray was delayed for her set was due to chatting with Dave Grohl, rather than being unable to do her hair in time.

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