20th May Indiana Jones and the stannah stair lift

In a world exclusive Grace Under Pressure can today reveal  the highlights of the soon to be released 'Indiana Jones and the Stannah stair lift featuring 80 year old Harrison Ford.  

Known for performing many of his own stunts, this final installment in the franchise sees Harrison continueto push that bar even higher. During an opening scene in the film Jones has to make three cups of Ovaltine for some vsiting friends. 

In five minutes of celluloid magic that is certain to have audience members on the edge of their seats, not only does Indiana have to remember who has sugar, who prefers sweetners but also who wants it made with oat milk, but he has to singlehandedly (although in the scene he does use two) carry all three drinks from the kitchen and place them down on the living room table without spilling a single drop.He does however have to pop back for the biscuits showing he is not super human after all.

Then there is heart stopping moment when instead of slipping behind the wheel of a plane, tank, 4x4 off road vehicle or something that would make James Band envious, Jones climbs slowly into his mobility scooter and heads to the shops. How he will cope with the new shared space roundabout on the High Street is a moment of high tension, as is the uncertainty of whether he will be able slide into his favourite parking spot outside the chemist, in order to pick up his months supply of Sanatogen.

Then in a key scene that proves pivitol in the plot line of the film and indeed whole franchise, peering through his varifocal lenses Indiana Jones manages to solve the sudoku puzzle before  Phoebe Waller-Bridge is even able to break the 4th wall by looking directly at the camera and offering a whitty remark.

Finally believing he has discovered a sacred ancient artifact on eBay, after managing to turn his computer on and create an account, he engages in a hand to hand battle with another anonymous buyer, managing to secure the item with a last minute bid via Paypal that reveals he had paid more than three times the price estimated by the British museum.

Grace Under Pressure attempted to interview Harrison Ford but was unable to understand any of his answers as a result of him having mislaid his teeth the previous day.