26th April Caught by Corden


A man who mistakenly jumped into the back seat of James Corden's Discovery Landrover thinking it was his Uber ride is today entering the second day of what he is describing as a 'hostage situation' trapped inside the moving vehicle

Grace Under Pressure has recieved a virtual text from back seat captive Barry Trivett which reads, " Please contact LAPD with immediate effect. Rescue mission required. Trapped in the back seat of James Corden's car as he drives aimlessly around the streets of Beverley Hills singing snippets of random songs to himself. The child locks are even on."

"Who does he think I am? He just keeps asking to me sing in an endless loop of chirpy, cheeky chappie bollocks. I am a fan of Carpool Kareoke as much s the next person but you try convincing Corden I'm not one of the Backstreet Boys. He's having a breakdown and I'm in need of his car to have a breakdown. I'll swear I'll slap him if he doesn't stop."

At the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure's virtually existant webpage has recieved 178,643 requests for Barry Trivett to slap James Corden with most of them suggesting isuch a tV experience would indeed be 'the highlight' of the entire Carpool Kareoke series and almost make up for his appearance in Cats.




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