8th January Betting frenzy on Harry's 1st revealed


So the question on everyone lips, well on the lips of those with no life and nothing better to wonder about, is so who was the older women who took Prince Harry's virginity? Today in a virtually true exclusive Grace Under Pressure runs its eye over the possible fillies who had that dubious honour in the Cherry Popping Handicap stakes

Home Counties Henrietta is well known in certain circles as a real thoroughbred who will always go the distance. Performs better on heavy ground and has been the grateful recipient of several studs in recent years. Not quite ready for the glue factory just yet, Home Counties Henrietta would be a good each way bet.

In her time Windsor Wendy has earned a well desered track record of givng a good ride to most of the stable boys. Responsive to the whip, this fine filly goes from nought to sixty in a few seconds. Less experienced mounts would prove troublesome to the first timer. With Windsor Wendy, Prince Harry would certainly have been in safe hands.
 
This old mare has certainly seen better times and many think is just living on past glories. Once a darling of the parade ring, and a stalwart over the jumps, the knacker's yard might well be the next stop for Suffolk Sally. A rank outsider could this be the nag who spanked Prince Harry's royal bot bot and caused him to make a right old Eton Mess?


 

 

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