7th January Barking mad


In a world exclusive Prince Harry's dog, Pula the labrador,  has revealed the until now undisclosed trauma he suffered as a result of a bit of 'brotherly bovver' in the kitchen of Nott Cott back in 2018.

Speaking to Grace Under Pressures canine correspondent, Pula revealed, " I think the focus until now has been all wrong. So far it's all been about the two brothers, the torn off necklace and the life threatening injuries my ginger master suffered as a consequence. Nobody seems to remember that it was MY BOWL that was broken."

"And far be it from me to claim it was anything to do with race but it was the BLACK labrador who was targetted. Not Guy  the adopted beagle or Bogart, the German Shepherd Labrador cross. No it was the BLACK dog that got it's bowl smashed. And if that wasn't bad enough I had to re enact the moment for that Netflix documentary. To be honest I'm barking mad over the whole incident."

"And yes I've had to have countless counseling sessions and spend hours lying on my back doing Eye Movement Desensitisation Reprogramming therapy but I'm not sure it's help. My ginger master says he wants reconciliation but there has to be some accountability first. A new f%^*&$g bowl might be a start!!!"

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