6th December Spare...us the details


Odds are already being taken on various online betting forums as to which Hucknall charity shop will be the first to received a disgarded copy Prince Harry's biography entitled Spare (us the details). 

Released on Tuesday, unless you live in Spain, many are predicting that by Wednesday lunchtime, having allowed time for the nasea to settle, charity shops here in the UK will be inunndated with people desperate to be rid of the 409 page whingeathon as soon as possible.

Grace Under Pressure's liguistically lax team have translated the Spanish version which has already been seen in Oxfam shops up and down the Costa Brava. 

In a world exclusive we can reveal the shocking truth that...

  • Harry (or should that be Harold) was made to sleep on the bottom bunk whenever the boys stayed over at Grandmas. And had to go to bed earlier!
  • William once pushed Harry over in the playground, causing him to terminally bruise his ego.
  • William refused to associate with Harry at Eton because he was a 'ginger'.
  • Harry popped his cherry with a 'big cat'.
  • Harry is best friends with Derek Acorah, Mystic Meg and Psychic Sally who regulary update him about his mum.
  • Harry was once furious because Meghan was furious because Kate was furious after Meghan accused her of having hormonal baby brain when she was pregnant with Prince Louis.
  • Meghan didn't appeared to read the script before accepting this latest role.
  • The former British Army captain who served two tours in Afghanistan, and who now boasts of killing 25 members of the Taliban, was almost 'fatally wounded' by a dog bowl.
  • Camilla has a part time job in Cinderella.
  •  Despite giving major TV interviews, having a 6 part Netflix series and releasing a book in which he reveals intimate details of his life no one ever wanted / needed to know Harry still wishes to remain a really, really private person.

At the time of going to press despite proof reading the book from cover to cover, Grace under Pressure is unable to confirm whether the terms 'Big Willy' and 'Little Harold' are referring to who has the biggest chopper.

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