21st January Do you have sympathy for Andy Murray?
Having to do a 6 hour shift at work, especially one that finishes at 4am is not high on anyone's dream jobs but millions of people do it ever day without complaining. So how much sympathy does the man on the street really have for Andy Murray after the blatent breach of his human rights down in Australia? Well it depends...
Does your 'job' take you all over the world flying 1st class and staying in 5 star luxury hotels with an entourage of people to caer fto your every whim?
Does your 'job' play out in a stadium filled with adoring fans prasing your every move?
Does your job give you multiple lucrative sponsorship deals so that to be honest you never actually have to buy anything yourself cause you get so much fee s*t anyway?
Does your job make you a so called personality like Andy Murray even though the actual abscence of a personality seems to be his main feature?
Has the birth of your children merited a feature on News at 10?
Do you wish that your mum came to watch you at work everyday shouting encouragement from the sidelines?
Has your less talented brother has managed to win twice the number of Grand Slam titles as you have?
Have you ever been paid £84,000 for a six hour shift?
If the answer to most of these is 'no' then you levels of sympathy for Mr Murray are probably quite low as you get ready for yet another minimum wage, zero hours shift in sub zero temperatures with Deliveroo.

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