16th November RSPCA called onto I'm a Celebrity

In breaking news Grace Under Pressure is the first virtually true on line blog to break with the story that the RSPCA have been rushed onto the set of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Outta here, after a member of the cast claimed he was violated during a bush tucker trial.

Speaking to our Austalian based correspondent Barbie Cue, the victim of this reality TV show assault revealed, "I feel like I need to remove my skin just to get clean but I know I'll still feel soiled and abused afterwards. No amount of money or TV exposure was worth the humiliation I am going to have to face when I return home. Imagine if your family and friends saw THAT live on national television. Aaagh it was cold and slimy to the touch almost as if it were dead and those eyes with that 1000 yard stare, it was like it had no soul."

"I tried to block it out of my mind and concentrate on the bush tucker trial but wherever I went, it seemed to follow me. And Ant and Dec just laughed and kept shouting out the amount of time my torture would continue. In the end all I could see was stars, bright yellow stars."

Thankfully at the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure is able to confirm that the six foot long albino snake is being well cared for after being forced to come into contact with Matt Hancock.




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