11th November Labour woman considers voting Tory


In an event not seen since the Brexit inspired election of 2019 which saw millions of die hard Labour supporters switch allegience and vote Conservative, this week a similar U turn of political allegance is also about to take place with hundreds of thousadnds of 'Red till I'm dead' comrades about to once again vote for the Tories. Or perhaps one Tory in particular.

Speaking to Grace Under Pressure, life long labour voter Mille Tant, revealed, "Although I might have to get my husband to scrub me down with a disinfected Brillo pad afterwards, I will be voting for Matt Hancock tonight on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. And tomorrow. And the next day too if is means seeing him wrapping his tongue around a kangeroos anus."

"To be honest I'm not really bothered what he does providing it's utterly disgusting and he has very inadequate PPE to protect him just like those nurses had. In fact all the family are gonna vote to keep him in there for as long as possible by using the landline, various mobiles and off course the internet. I've got the number on speed dial."

"I've never voted Tory in my life and even the thought of it makes me feel dirty but I am prepared to do it on this occasion. Do it right until the very end when there are only two left and then dump him unceremoniously just like he did his wife and kids."

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