8th October A light in the darkness

In a moment of reflection 38 year old Terry Schofield has been remembering his fateful trip to IKEA back in 2019 when in a monent of weakness he thought buying a bag of 1000 tealights for £10 was a real bargain. This is only to still have 990 left untouched almost three years later, after the planned romantic bath with his lover resulted in the arrival of three fire engines outside his house. 

Well today Terry's moment of prophetic purchasing finally became a fully fledged revelation as he has realised that now he can look forward to having at least some light and heat during the predicted 3 hour power cuts we can expect later this winter.

No longer to be thought of as reckless retail blunder, that large plastic bag of waxy wastefullness that Terry stored and has been gathering dust at the back of the cupboard in the spare room will now be his illumination salvation.

At the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure can confirm that the proposed 'black out' policy should not be confused with the government plans to remove immigrants from our beaches.

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