9th October Blame the AGC led by SKS


 In breaking news Grace Under Pressure can reveal the virtually true story that should anything in your life not reach its full potential almost immeadiately then blame should be attributed to a mysterious congolmeration of anyone who basically disagrees with Liz Truss called the AGC or Anti Growth Coalition. 

Truss, who within her first month in office has really set her stall out to prove that Boris Johnson isn't the worst Prime Minister that this country has ever had, claims that this shadowy amalgamation of opposition parties, trade unions, the BBC, train drivers, environmental activists, nurses, Meghan & Harry, the cast of Geordie Shaw and Jamie Oliver, is led by a masked avenger known only as SKS.

In her defence, Ms Truss has a proven track record of increasing growth especially in life changing pork markets and hopefully looking forward to the future in the size of pies everyone is able to enjoy. But should her policies fail to bring about immediate noticable growth in your vegetables, height, flowers, popularity, feelings, belief or bank balance then just remember it is definitly not her fault but that of the AGC.

At the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure is unable to confirm that the masked avenger but is able to say that even without wearing a mask, it is highly likely he or she  would be totally unreconisable to most of the general public anyway.



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