23rd Sept Bake off...off


In a move that will leave soggy bottoms up and down the land, Channel 4 has announced that the forthcoming series of Bake Off is officially off due to the cost of living crisis.

The estimated bill for using 12 five ring gas hobs and fan assisted electric ovens is predicted to be almost as much as bankers are going to get in bonuses this year. Add to that the cost of heating a single layered, non insulated tent in the middle of a field and it is predicted that bankrupcy would have been the only thing on the menu for Channel 4.

The idea had been mooted to do a single edition of the show using items purcased from a local community food bank but there was not enough sugar available in all of Lancashire to meet the requirements of a Paul Hollywood cake recipe.

Ct the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure is unable to confirm that a trailer for the new series featuring Matt Lucas and Noel Fielding has confused children up and down the land who thought Hallowen was only at the end of October.

 

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