21st September Philip Schofield still queue jumping


According to reports reaching Grace Under Pressure's consumer counter, ITV daytime favourite Phillip Schofield has once again been caught on CCTV queue jumping, this time in his local supermarket. Grainy footage shows Mr Schofield flashing his media pass and claiming that he was there on an official engagement for This Morning and as such didn't need to stand in line like everyone else.

Schofield who was made to sit on the naughty step by a disapproving nation when he and fellow cohort Holly Willoughby jumped the queue to see Queen Elizabeth's lying in state, tried to explain away yet another incident of thinking he was better than everyone else by claiming he was in his local Sainsbury's to film a segment about the shortage of organic kumquats for Fridays program. Quite why this required him not only to queue jump but also attempt to purchase a trolley full of food at the six items or less check out is uncertain.

At the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure is unable to confirm that Mr Schofield has asked for a series of other offences to be taken into account including just driving to the front of the drive through at Mc Donalds, getting straight on the ferry at Dover thus avoiding the M25 car jam and boarding first at Heathrow despite only having a crumple class ticket.

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