20th September London's major tourist attraction closes


After less than a week since it opened, the latest London tourist atrraction 'The Queue' has closed despite record attendances.

Very popular with locals and visitors alike 'The Queue' had offered visitors to the capital what promotors described as a once in a lifetime opportunity to shuffle through central London alongside other quite bewildered people wearing coloured wrist bands. Thankfully, unlike at some of the nations other major attractions such as Alton Towers' Nemesis Ride, there were no height or age restrictions.

Based on a prototype that has been trialed in Scotland called 'Ok Ey The Queue', London's version was bigger, slower and considerably longer, with the only cost being 10-14 hours of your life. Running repairs last Friday meant that The Queue closed for six hours but this only resulted in another queue forming for the moment The Queue reopened.

Grace Under Pressure can reveal that a revamped edition is expected to be released in 2023 to coincide with King Charles III coronation.



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