17th September Hucknall man shares his pain

 

A 58 year old man from Hucknall Nottinghamshire is wondering if he should seek medical help after finding the departure of Detective Inspector Jimmy Perez in the latest episode of Shetland far, far more emotionally draining than the death of Queen Elizabeth II.

Speaking to Grace Under Pressure, the visibly distraught man who wished to remain anonymous, sobbed openly as he revealed, "I just feel numb. I mean people can't go on for ever and we all knew it would happen one day, but it's still such a shock. And he's not even dead."

"I've never met him of course but he's been such a big part of my life for so long, I feel like he's not just my uncle but the nation's uncle too. It's going to leave an unfillable hole. I'll be holding a 2 minute silence on Wednesday and until then I'll be wearing a donkey jacket and pronouncing the word 'murder' in a Scottich accent as a tribute. The only comparible event I can recall is when Robbie left Take That back in 1995, when I was literally inconsolable for weeks."

"But I have so many unanswered questions. What about Tosh, will she be able to fill his shoes? Will she ever see her baby for more then 5 minutes a day? Can that wet drip of a husband Donnie even BE the father as he doesnt seem to have any balls at all? Then there's Sandy, Billy and Cassie."

"And what about Meg, Oh the fade out of the two of them just sat on that wall just broke my heart. Will they or won't they live happily ever after. It's just killing me. If I could stand in a queue with other people for up to 12 hours with people who felt the same then life would be a whole lot easier.  As it is I am just broken."


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