7th August Would you buy a used car from this woman?

In a move that has shocked and surprised absolutly no one Rebekah Vardy has decided that the very best way to keep out of the public spotlight and to demonstrate that she is not the sort of person who would sell stories to The Sun is by selling her exclusive sob story to The Sun.

In a tearfilled exclusive that put most of the worlds crocodiles to shame, the nations most infamous fish-wife has spoken exclusivly to journalists from The Sun to describe how she never ever sold any stories to The Sun. Apart from those that she did.

In scenes that would have have gained her a place at RADA and which were rated by BBC film critic Mark Kermode as more emotional than anything in Kramer vs Kramer,  Mrs Vardy described in vivid detail a version of events that would have made Jonny Depp blush with embarrassment.

Having been well and truly on the receiving end of a right old boot up the backside from Coleen Rooney, Grace Under Pressure can only wonder why having had her reputation torn to shreds and with an entire nation having heard her refered to as an unrealiable witness, Mrs Vardy must think that her only salvation will be if the readesr of The Sun believe every word she says. After all they did before.