21st August Klopp blames fatigue after less than 3 games


Just three weekends into the new Premier League season and Liverppol manager Jurgan Klopp is already calling for a mid season break after his teams poor start.

Speaking in a world exlusive to Grace Under Pressure's very own football fatigued fattie, Klopp revealed, "Ya this fixture list is just the most brutal. I mean we have been asked to play twice in nine days. Twice. It's just an abuse of our human rights. No other league has to put up with such a regime, well apart from the ones in France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal and all the rest of the countries in the world that play football. But their 90 minutes isn't as long as our 90 minutes. And sometimes there's injury time too." 

"Plus the time getting changed and being driven to the ground or flown first class on a private plane. Then there's all those decisions that have to be made, like which brand of ridiculously oversized headphones to wear leaving the team bus. It all adds up. I'm exhausted just thinking about it. I need a lie down."

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