10th July Runners and riders announced for WPMiH stakes


The field of runners and riders in the race to become the next Worst Prime Minister in History continues to grow with omnipresent bookmaker Paddy Power calling the race too close to call. 

Whoever is elected to become the new Worst Prime Minister in History will replace Boris 'Phwar!' Johnson, the current Worst Prime Minister in History, who replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, Theresa 'Dancing Queen' May, who in turn replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, David 'Porky' Cameron.

According to Ivor Fetish, Minister for Deviant Behaviour and Sexual Impropriety, the new Worst Prime Minister in History should be in place by Autumn and might well involve a process of really scrapping the bottom ofthe barrel to top the moral incompetence shown by the current incumbant. Thankfully the Tory party appear to have an endless supply of ethically vacuous talent to choose from.

Amongst the front runner to be the Worst Prime Minister in History are Liz Truss, Rishi Sunak, Jeremy Hunt, Sajid Javid and many others who have announced their candidacy simply to get their face on the gogglebox for their 15minutes of fame

Domonic Raab, has of course ruled himself out of the race to be Worst Prime Minister in History, hoping that in his remaining few months in office he can finally wrestle the title of Worst Depty Prime Minister in History from the hands of current holder Nick Clegg, in a contest that BBC political editor predicts could end up in a photo finish.

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