26th June It's a verifiable miracle


Theologians and biblical scholars up and down the land are expecting a bumper turn out at church today as the lapsed faithful, the agnostics and the athiests all suddenly realise there is a God after the election results in Wakefield and Tiverton & Honiton.

Speaking to Grace Under Pressure's very own bible basher, the Arched Bishop of Heavens Above Church confirmed "This is best irrefutable evidence that the church has had for years that not only does God exist but works in very, very mysterious ways. It beats people turning up at the doors with bleeding stigmata or claiming that they can see the face of Jesus in a Waitrose chiabatta"

"We are expecting to draw a bigger crowd than Paul McCartney did at Glastonbury, although unfortunatly given our current congregation, not many of them are expected to be younger than Paul McCartney. So we have ordered in extra communion wafers and giving envelopes of course. I just hope that Gladys and Elsie can cope on the coffee bar."



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