13th June When bad gets worse

Numerous people forced to live in cities, towns and villages that they themselves would describe at total s%$^&*£"s have been outraged after Heather Wheeler, a minister in the Cabinet Office, failed to describe their location of residence as 'God Awful' during comments made at technology event in London.

Residents of St Helens, Grimsby, Slough, Little Barnett, Ayelsbury, Upper Waddington, Peterborough, Corby, Newquay, Luton, Jaywick, Leith, Port Talbot, Little Waddle, Scarborough, Great Yarmouth, almost all the North Wales coast and a host of other places for which the words dismall and depressing would be totally inadequate have all lambasted Heather Wheeler for chosing two locations that they would describe as 'utter paradise' compared to where they currently live.

"That's just the thing with these ministers," remarked, Ivor Whippet, "They see one s$%$^&£e and think they've seen the worst s$%$^&£e there is, when in reality they are not even anatomically or geographically close.  At least Blackpool has Funny Girls and Birmingham has got Peaky Blinders. What's Bury famous for...Gary and Phil Neville! God didn't foresake this place I don't think he's ever visited. It doesn't need to be levelled up..just levelled."


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