9th March Rishi finds his position quite taxing

Are you fed up of paying the right amount of tax? Do you wish you could keep your hands on oh lets say £20 million pounds you might otherwise have had to hand over to the Inland Revenue?

Then simply pretend you don't live here but somewhere else even though you actually spend most of your time living here and not there. Where ever 'there' is? Just think of another country, maybe your country of birth or ethnic origin, perhaps it might be where you have been on holiday or just somewhere you think has a nice name. It doesn't even matter if 'there' even exists. 

 But make sure its one that has much much lower tax rates than the UK, preferably zero. But remember you can also refuse to pay any tax in that country because you can claim to live somwehere else ad nausea.

You won't get nearly as much stick as a comedian like Jimmy Carr, because he got crucified by the Tory front bench for using perfectly legal tax incentives to reduce the amount of tax he paid, infact you will be contacted by the Tory front benchers to find out just how you managed to do it.

And don't worry if your husband has a really really important job, oh lets say like Chancellor of the Exchequer, and is actually the person who decides just how much tax everyone should pay and the amount of help everyone should recieve to pay their fuel bills. That's just an inconvenient coincidence,

It's enough to make the average tax payer green (card) with envy