17th April An Easter funny

 


Spare a thought for Acomb Parish Church in York who wanted to celebrate and announce Easter Sunday with a new set of banners proclaiming the good news. Unfortunately for the church, the banners that they had ordered were about to be delivered with a single letter missing from the message. So what would have been announced to a listening world, after a mix up at the printers, was not an Easter proclamation of the ressurrection but rather the somewhat less stunning proclamation that  "Chris Is Risen".

 Thankfully an eagle eyed curate spotted the error before it was too late, although in fairness they could have been used down the road at the local Baptist Church whose minister is actually called Chris. He indeed did have to rise very early to conduct a sunrise service at 6.30am on Easter Sunday, something his predecessor didn't manage to do the previous year as he overslept. 

All of which begs the obvious question..."More 'T' Vicar?"

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