29th March Will Smith finally has a hit


The reviews are in and its five stars all the way for Will Smith's latest performance. A 'sure fire hit' is what Hollywood Reporter is calling it. 'One to bring tears to your eyes' is how the Tinsle Town Tittle Tattle summed it all up. 'Full of surprises' remarked the Red Carpet Daily, whilst 'Packs one hell of a punch' was the headline racing across the twittersphere after an irrate Will Smith 'bitch slapped' host for the evening, Chris Rock, live on air.

 Will Smith attended Sunday nights Oscar ceremonies as a hot favourite to take home the prize for best actor for his performance in King Richard, a film that was loved by critics but seen by less than 20 people since its cinematic release at the box office. Quite what caused Smith to 'take the hump' as he did will remain a mystery, after all a joke about his wife's hair loss surely cannot be as hurtful as standing by hearing jokes about all the extra marital affairs.

Smith, who in a former film portrayed possibly the greatest boxer of all time, Mohammed Ali, is now set to have his life story immortalised with a boxer turning his hand to acting much in the same way that actor Smith learned his ring craft in order to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. In a remarkable reversal of roles,  british boxer Anthony Joshua is expected to land the lead role in the new Hollywood blockbuster 'Will Smith'. 

According to world heavyweight champion Tyson Fury, the production will only start filming sometime next year, giving Joshua plenty of time to be able to attempt to upgrade his punching power to somewhere near as hard as Will Smith slaps.



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