23rd March A right Royal remedy


Are you worried about the war in Ukraine? The rising number of Covid infections (again)? The spiraling cost of living? Knife crime? Mental Health issues? Length of NHS waiting lists? Exams? Puberty? Closure of high street banks? Mid life crisis? Church council meetings? Social inequality? Noisy neighbours? Menapause? Relationship issues? Climate change? Refugees and asylum seekers? Child labour? Corruption? Violence? Racial injustice? Gun crime? Deforestation? Overpopulation? Your Amazon Prime order not arriving within the hour? Or feeling you are suffering a sense of Deja Vu?

Well worry no more because Kate and William are on tour! Watch your worries simply vanish as you gaze gooey eyed at pictures of Kate in a colourful dress, William playing football with all the coordination of Bambi, the two of them recreating a scene from Cool Running or bangin' out a sick beat on some bongos. All captured from multiple angles in this weekend's special sychophantic 180 page souvenier edition of the Daily Mail. 

And as if by magic the world seems a much better place. Just don't mention the legacy of slavery or colonialism.

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