13th March Musical magpie makes Margate musician mad


Always on the look out to make a mark in the music industry, unemployed Margate busker, Ivor Catchietune, has launched a multi million dollow law suit against Ed Sheeran after claming that he once played a C chord whilst uttering the word 'Perfect' was back in 2015

Speaking to Grace Under Pressure, Ivor Catchietune explained, " Although I never actually recorded it except on my sister's phone as soon as I heard that Ed Sheeran was being sued by someone else for stealing ideas for his smash hit 'Shape of You', well it was bleeding obvious that he must have hacked my phone to steal his idea for his Christmas no 1 song from 2017 'Perfect'

“I mean it can't be a coincidence can it. He's ginger and I like ginger nuts. He used to play in subways and I have eaten lunch in Subways. He’s just a musical magpie and clearly having seen my talent for lyrics, he's taken my words or should that be word and put it in his song. I’ll take him to court for plagi...plager...copying my word, or alternatively I'll accept a quick out of court settlement of a few thousand quid.”

When asked by Grace Under Pressure if it was possible that two different songs could actually contain the same word and yet not been copied off each other, Catchie Tune replied, " It's not just a word is it, it's a hcord too. See you in court Sheeran!"

 


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