13th February Garages prepare for bonanza day


Garages up and down the land are preparing for their busiest day of the year tomorrow as partners, spouses and significant others remember far too late in order to be able to buy a proper Valentine's day present

As every available inch of forecourts is used to display the kind of gifts even Poundland would not dare to stock but at prices that Poundland can only dream of charging, garage owners will be running their fuel stained hands together in the expectation of last minuste lover lashing out the lolly.

Cards that look as if they have been made by 4 yr olds, flowers that might barely survive the car journey home and chocalates that even the most addicted chocoholic would turn a nose up at, are all that will greet petrol fuelled panickers.

So let's just hope that your loved one gets his / her act together and you don't end up with a monsterous card that shed glitter at a phenonenal rate, a multi pack of Cadbury Twirls, a bunch of flowers that have wilted more than your libido, or if the worst comes to the worst a pine shaped air freshener for the car and a scratch card.  





 


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