31st January Grave concerns but cash conscious


Following in the wake of Neil Young and Joni Mitchell, Harry and Meghan Windsor-Merkle have expressed grave concerns over Spotify and the use of its platform to spread misinfornation about Covid vaccines via the Joe Rogan podcast. 

However unlike Neil Young and Joni Mitchell who has asked Spotify to remove all their songs from their music platform, a move that is expected to hit any royalties they might earn dramatically, Harry and Meghan whilst being morally, ethically, envorinmentally, and spirtually devastated by the very same podcasts, have after some agonising sould searching reluctantly decided to keep their own £18 million deal with the online music streaming service.

Insider sources have suggested that it was only after a heart to heart with the BBF Winprah Ofrey, that the young couple finally decided that having cash was better than being too 'woke'. The publicity shy couple who wish above anything else to retain their privacy announced this via an official press release to the worlds media.

Whilst the combined music muscle of Neil Young and Joni Mitchell removing their music from Spotify has not persueded the media behemoth to cancel Mr Rogan's podcast, the news that James Blunt is going to tackle the issue in a different way, by making all of his music available for streaming, is one that music critics across the globe think bring Spotify to it's knees begging for mercy.

James Blunt...you're beautiful!

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